Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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