You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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