i don't plan on having that self control this summer
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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