Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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