did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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