i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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