why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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