Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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