Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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