Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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