We're facebook friends in real life
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
