I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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