better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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