Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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