that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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