Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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