remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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