Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If that was your dad, he is hot
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i've created a new STD.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
