just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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