I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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