Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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