I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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