The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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