Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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