Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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