I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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