Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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