i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The ass gains better be worth it
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