Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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