Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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