After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
What a dumb baby whore.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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