my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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