Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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