THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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