I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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