I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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