I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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