i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
