Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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