My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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