Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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