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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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