I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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