i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
