i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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