I didn't shave. On purpose
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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