your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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