People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Your shirt... Was in my pants
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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