You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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