I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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