I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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