in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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