haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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