were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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