problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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