I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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