The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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