Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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